We're working really hard on this page! It will be done soon!
Please check back later!!

Planned features for this page:

• A page about something (TBD)
• More animated GIFs (sourced from unknown websites)
• Maybe a MIDI background? If we can find a good one
• A table layout that only works on 800x600 screens
• JavaScript that breaks in Netscape (we miss Netscape)
• A counter that resets every time you refresh (like our old one did)
• Something with frames. FRAMES WERE COOL.

The webmaster will respond within 6-8 business years.